UNIX toilet paper

toilet paper for the discerning UNIX administrator!

Now you can take pleasure in throwing UNIX error messages where they belong! The real /dev/null! Each sheet is printed with an authentic and unique UNIX error message, for even the most anal of system administrators. This cheap method of cubicle entertainment can be enjoyed by all; administrators, hackers, and end users.

Chortle as your boot loader appears in perl!
Bellow with laughter as your filesystem corrupts!
C compiler warnings become more fun.
Re-live the horror from the comfort of your own toilet seat! probably the best place to do so...

Below, you can view samples of this fine product.

this toilet roll uses gets()... panic: / not found...

Enjoy some close ups.

ls... panic... booting kernel... head -1 /boot/loader... gets()...

material by Andrew Smith unless otherwise stated.
andy<@>tinnedfruit.org

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